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WHY ARIANNY CELESTE IS No.95
The UFC is known mostly for knockouts of the bone-crunching variety, but Arianny Celeste -- the most popular ring girl in the history of the sport -- is more our style. Since joining the Ultimate Fighting Championship in 2006, Celeste’s popularity has eclipsed that of most actual fighters, culminating in her highly anticipatedPlayboy cover shoot late last year. Twice voted “Ring Girl of The Year,” the Las Vegas native has mastered the art of holding the round card above her head, which is probably why she stands miles above her lesser known colleagues. Oh, and her incredible breasts don’t hurt.
WHY ANA DE LA REGUERA IS No.96
Anyone who watched this past season of HBO's acidic comedyEastbound and Down is already familiar with Ana de la Reguera, or at least her bottom half. For those of you who missed seeing the Mexican-born actress slither her way into Kenny Powers' (Danny McBride) pants, we feel sorry for you. The telenovelaveteran was one of the sexiest women on television this past season, and her Kardashian-esque posterior may be the sexiest we’ve seen since, well, Kim Kardashian's. Next summer, de la Reguera stars alongside Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in Jon Favreau's highly anticipated genre mash-up Cowboys & Aliens, securing her spot as Mexico's hottest export since Salma Hayek.
WHY IVANKA TRUMP IS No.97
Ivanka Trump is a study in how to be an heiress. As the daughter of real-estate magnate Donald Trump (thank God she inherited his business acumen and not his hairline), Ivanka, who is blond and lithe like a fellow celebrity heiress, has chosen a different path than that socialite -- one that excludes sex tapes and coke busts, and opts instead for a legitimate career in business. As vice president for acquisitions and development of the Trump Organization, Trump has combined her inherent sex appeal and her father’s talent for self-promotion (her role as a judge is the only reason The Apprentice has any wind left) to establish herself as a marketable brand, and as some would suggest, the heir-apparent to her father’s empire
WHY CAMILLA BELLE IS No.98
When Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas ended their highly scrutinized relationship in 2009, we can’t say we didn’t breathe a sigh of relief. Belle was only 22 at the time and, after a successful career as a child actress, had yet to make the leap to the A-list. Her turns in When a Stranger Calls, 10,000 BC and Push certainly showed promise, but as long as she remained with the middle Jonas, interest in her love life would always trump interest in her career. Two years later, Belle finally finds herself in the spotlight again, with upcoming roles in From Prada to Nada, Zebras and the ambitious Mary Mother of Christ, in which she’ll star as Mary opposite screen legends Al Pacino and Peter O’Toole. Hey, Joe, we hope you had fun shooting Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam. Can’t wait to see it!
WHY MINKA KELLY IS No.99
There is perhaps no cultural event more eagerly awaited thanEsquire magazine's annual naming of their Sexiest Woman Alive. So last year, when the esteemed magazine awarded the title to Minka Kelly -- who's clearly hot, but not sexiest-woman-alive hot -- we were stumped. Kelly, who's best known for her three-year role as the all-American Lyla Garrity in the underrated series Friday Night Lights and as first lady of Yankee Nation (she's dating Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter), doesn't quite hold a candle to former winners Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie,Halle Berry and -- well, you get the idea. But that doesn’t mean we wouldn’t still gladly run through a defensive line just for a chance to smell her hair.
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